1 definition by agdhjfak7383
A tiny ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere. All the kids are usually known as a hockey kid, soccer kid, skater boy, nerd or classic puck slut. 90% of girls wheel 3 guys at a time, and have a snap score higher than you can count, and most guys here either live by the slogan “packing bombs and wheeling moms” or fuck girls half their age and plan to “live and die in the KI”. There are like 3 places that there are parties every fucking night. If you plan on partying here, expect to get breezes and bongs shoved in your face. Half the people there are fucking, and the other half are fighting. And theres always boys walking around like they own the town, finding girls to fuck and chuck. Hope ur ready to get chirped cuz this is the only thing people invy are good for. The only good event that ever happens in this shitty town are the Rockeys games, which always ends up with them losing. Looking to meet someone new? Too bad because in this town, everyone knows everyone. And everyone has probably fucked everyone.
Guy 1: "Lets do something new tonight"
Guy 2: "We are in fucking Invermere. Theres nothing to do"
Guy 3: "Lets just go to the party I guess"
Guy 1: "All the parties are the same"
Guy 3: "Yeah you're right never mind"
Guy 2: "We are in fucking Invermere. Theres nothing to do"
Guy 3: "Lets just go to the party I guess"
Guy 1: "All the parties are the same"
Guy 3: "Yeah you're right never mind"
by agdhjfak7383 January 26, 2019