I was banging the hell out of Kelly lastnight! She had a yeast inflection and was on her period. My dick looked like a corndog with ketchup.
by Snapper2k1 December 2, 2021
Get the Corndog with ketchup mug.Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020
Get the Ketchup Sex mug.Ketchup is a plastic dog who is 9 years old. He lived with a famous punk rock band until they drowned him
RIP ketchup
by stream calm March 31, 2020
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Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool
by BrebBrob April 5, 2020
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