Creamy Ketchup

Creampieing a girl on her period.

Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup

by PizPuz April 29, 2023

ketchup & fries

a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.

Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"

by i'm a rizzard, hagrid December 21, 2023

Ketchup

Someone you can get any information out of. You can "squeeze"anything out of him/her.

Talk to Justin, he's a real ketchup, he'll tell you everything.

by Neveh boy March 13, 2018

Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.

"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"

by Wrig9 October 8, 2024

The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)

“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”

by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024

Ketchup Fingers

When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.

Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.

by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ May 22, 2018

Moon Ketchup

Ejaculatory fluid; semen.

Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.

by DeMarcus Waynewright July 16, 2013