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ian

Someone Who is Very Tall, but they usually are homosexual and are bad at socializing. The only reason why he has friends is because he lets them pick on him.

Ian's Usually think they are the best at what they do until they run into a Ramon (A big, Brown, Uncercomcized Penis) When seeing a Ramon they usually get weak to the knees and get down to suck it off.
Ian Thought he was going to win the tournament, Till he got Ramon in his very first round.
by Kidflash22898 February 7, 2019
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ian

a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games
hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals
by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017
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Ian

An absolut faggiger (Faggot-Nigger). If you know an Ian they probably want to suck your cock because they are the opitomy of gay. They could have the hottest step sister or milf that wants to fuck, but they would still abstain to fuck themselves with a dildo instead. Not to mention that Ians cock is that of an asian guy in an ice bath. They should be locked up in gay prison, or sent away to china. They like to snowboard, which is ok but still gay. If you find an Ian that likes women he is definetly bisexual. So worship him until he cheats on you with another man.
Andrew: Hey Collin have you seen the new kid.
Collin: Yeah his names Ian.
Andrew Oh fuck I have to move schools again, I don't want to be near someone so gay.
Collin: Yeah he came out of the closet to our class, I make sure I'm always atleast 30 feet away from him.
Andrew: Smart.
by OnlyFacts447 October 16, 2019
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Ian

Ian is smarter than most people. He is very competitive and sometimes rather lose his friends than an argument. Ian's are generally tall fellas who have red curly hair. It is said his beard is the most magnificent in all the land. People come from far and wide to gaze upon his godly beard. Ian is quite shy at first but once you become close to him he is one of the loudest people you can meet. People ask Ian for guidance all the time, so much so that some call him Ian the elder. Ian eats anything that is placed in front if him and is never full. He is honest loyal and will never turn away from people in need.
Did you hear about Ian's beard.
by Stynesy June 19, 2019
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Ian

ALRIGHT Ian is just an all around poofter and had a nice little yawning donkey he’s a real brown sailor he’s gay for sure
by smooth pimpdaddy November 20, 2018
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Ian

Hey look there’s ian
He’s a brat
by Een_kerr1738 June 11, 2018
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Ian

Ian is really smart sweet and kind but shy around the people he like
Ian would be great with a Taylor
by Bookin June 21, 2019
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