ian

Someone Who is Very Tall, but they usually are homosexual and are bad at socializing. The only reason why he has friends is because he lets them pick on him.

Ian's Usually think they are the best at what they do until they run into a Ramon (A big, Brown, Uncercomcized Penis) When seeing a Ramon they usually get weak to the knees and get down to suck it off.

Ian Thought he was going to win the tournament, Till he got Ramon in his very first round.

by Kidflash22898 February 07, 2019

Ian

A super gay guy with a micropenis. Probably has no friends.

Guy 1: That guy is always hitting on me and smells like buttpee.
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an Ian.

by Comedick26 November 18, 2017

Ian

ALRIGHT Ian is just an all around poofter and had a nice little yawning donkey he’s a real brown sailor he’s gay for sure

Man you know that Ian he likes dudes

by smooth pimpdaddy November 21, 2018

Ian

Gay as fuck watch out boys he may be on your dick right now!!

Ian is gay

by thiccdaddy123applejack January 15, 2020

Ian

Ian is really smart sweet and kind but shy around the people he like

Ian would be great with a Taylor

by Bookin June 22, 2019

Ian

An absolut faggiger (Faggot-Nigger). If you know an Ian they probably want to suck your cock because they are the opitomy of gay. They could have the hottest step sister or milf that wants to fuck, but they would still abstain to fuck themselves with a dildo instead. Not to mention that Ians cock is that of an asian guy in an ice bath. They should be locked up in gay prison, or sent away to china. They like to snowboard, which is ok but still gay. If you find an Ian that likes women he is definetly bisexual. So worship him until he cheats on you with another man.

Andrew: Hey Collin have you seen the new kid.
Collin: Yeah his names Ian.
Andrew Oh fuck I have to move schools again, I don't want to be near someone so gay.
Collin: Yeah he came out of the closet to our class, I make sure I'm always atleast 30 feet away from him.
Andrew: Smart.

by OnlyFacts447 October 16, 2019

Ian

quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently

things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am

let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes

by usususususus October 24, 2019