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Hug date

Common amongst middle school children. An act of standing on the playground or other semi-secluded place and hugging their "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for an extended amount of time.
Hey bae, want to go on a hug date after lunchtime?
by SteamtownScholar December 17, 2016
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Hug the pork

The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep
Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night
by Beat the meat August 8, 2018
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butterfly hug

A typical greeting gesture employed by a homosexual man or soyboy upon encountering a man. The greeting itself is comprised of a loose hug with gregarious hand flapping, or patting, upon embrace. The hands are not required to make actual contact with the back or shoulders of the recipient, with protocol usually dictated by the masculinity of the receiving person. The recipient may or may not reciprocate, and it is hard to make a determination of his homosexuality or soyboy characteristics absent other indicators. Note that a butterfly hug is not exclusive to homosexuals or soyboys, but it is a strong indication that, at a minimum, the initiator of this form of greeting is within one or both of those categories. All heterosexual men with at least marginal testosterone levels agree that a butterfly hug is an extremely poor substitute for a proper firm handshake with physical contact lasting less that 5 seconds.
That guy is queer, you can tell because he gives a butterfly hug when he meets people.

Why does that poofer greet everyone with butterfly hugs?
by John22johnjohn March 31, 2021
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dick hugging

when a guy is an ass to you because he is with his another guy friend
brad was being an ass to us because he was too busy dick hugging zach.
by pettychick999 April 8, 2017
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Hug Dick

When you and bae know its just a cuddling session but you can't help but pop a boner.
Steve: Yeah man I'm in the doghouse today
John: Awwhh shit why's that?
Steve: Well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and I got hug dick
by MrWotty August 20, 2016
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Schrödinger’s Hug

To give a hug but only meaning it if they hug back
Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag
by A possum possum December 29, 2020
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Torso Hug

When a person, Male or Female, is sitting, presumably in a chair, and a fairly well-endowed Female approaches him for a Hug- but does Not bend or stoop over to meet the sitting person to deliver the hug.

The height difference between the sitting person and the approaching woman make the Contact Point for the hug uneven. The sitting person's Face ultimately becomes Buried into the Breasts or Torso of the standing female; providing opportunity for a motorboat
My buddy was just sitting there, when suddenly a hot girl came up to give him a hug, but when she leaned into him, that Torso Hug gave him a face full of titties!
by Jhaf February 19, 2010
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