john howard 

Mostly Harmless

(reference to Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about earth, after it's destruction)

After 24th November 2007, John Howard is Mostly Harmless.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.

john howard by fjd December 25, 2007

john howard 

A great man who whingers claim is doing a bad job, yet australia is the best place to live...only the IR laws and Iraq are fucked up...he is doing a great job otherwise...and if you wanna blame NSW shit on him, blame the state government...

John Howard is a great man, although George Bush Jnr doesnt know who he is...

john howard by rap sucks balls May 15, 2007

Ryan Howard 

King Kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the Philadelphia Pussies. He hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don't know how to play ball. He is married to Jimmy Rollins and his mistress is Cole Hamels and his daddy is Jamie (transvestite) Moyer.

Newsflash... Philadelphia first baseman, Ryan Howard, is climbing up the Empire state building.

Ryan Howard by Cole Hamels March 18, 2009

Todd Howard 

"the BIG GAY"

"oh look theirs a Todd Howard getting bitch slapped"
"DISGUSTANG"

Todd Howard by Obama's 2 dad March 5, 2019

Mango Howard 

A 5 foot tall (maybe less) point guard for the BGNBA team. He is dressed fully in pink, no other color, which gives him the appearance of mango. He can jump ta times his height like a grasshopper.

Is that a Mango jumping 50 feet in the air?!?!

Mango Howard by Guru R. December 20, 2004

Pulling a Howard 

The act of copying, mimicing, a 'funny' or humerous, action by a friend. Going over the top, with this action, either causing damage, or getting the whole group in trouble.
This is a bad social action. In order to pull a correct Howard, you have to deny the Howard itself. Thus blame someone else for the trouble, and/or damage caused
Basically; a fuck up.

After Ted, started to throw his pen, at a friend, for a joke. Bob, Pulling a Howard, by through his ruler at the teacher. Then denied ever doing so, even though he was seen doing it. Everybody got in trouble.

Pulling a Howard by Wes che December 9, 2008

Russell Howard

Hilarious British comedian, most known for his appearances on Mock the Week. He now has his own TV show - Russell Howard's Good News. He is quite good looking, although his twitchy eye is an annoyance.

"Did you watch Russell Howard last night?"
"Did he have sunglasses on?"
"No...?"
"Then I'm glad I missed it."

Russell Howard by RejectKid May 22, 2010