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Heeltard

1. a fan of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's sports teams, particularly men's basketball, whose relationships and inner life are circumscribed by obsession and zealotry regarding UNC basketball

2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television

3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason
"The night Carolina beat Duke, I didn't get to sleep until 4 a.m. because the Heeltards next door were being so loud."

"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."

"This Heeltard's SUV is all up in my shit."
by Frabjousday April 2, 2009
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go heals

Carry a gun. Popular use vernacular during the 1880s.
I don't have to go heals to get the bulge on a tub like you.
by The Prospect September 20, 2013
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Hells Bells

A threesome involving two males and one female; the position requires double penetration, with the female in the middle. The thrusting motion naturally allows the balls of the two males to collide with each other, hence the "hells bells"
Emily: Hey Corey and Oscar, should we hells bells tonight?

Corey: Yea sure, but we'll have to do it in my little sister's room.
by xt22 September 28, 2014
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Hells Bells

The premature interruption of the proper sleeping off of a wicked hangover. On work days, typically due to an alarm clock or significant other, but can be any event that results in premature stupification due to early awakening from an alcohol induced stupor. Can also be used as a command by the person who's sounding them, or to describe one's painfully hungover state in the hours after initially hearing them.
Dude, you can't go to sleep now. It's gonna be Hells Bells in another hour.

Hells Bells sunshine! Get your drunken ass out of bed and go make me a living!

Man, I was feeling no pain when I got in last night, but it was Hells Bells when that fucking crew showed up next door at first light to tear out my neighbor's driveway.

Christ man, you look like shit!!! Hells Bells ringin' for you this morning? Yeah man, them bitches be clangin' for a MF!
by HarryArmpit February 1, 2010
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heeling it

The act of appearing to be busy when working From home by bumping the computer mouse with the heel of your foot as it sits on your coffee table or other foot rest. This allows you to relax with your feet up and watch T.V. or read while still appearing to be active and hard at work.
John was "available" on IM, but didn't respond when I messaged him. Considering there is an afternoon ballgame today, he's probably heeling it.
by fatsheldon April 22, 2009
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Heely-whacking

When one wears Heely shoes and pulls some serious tail by rolling by a line of ladies and smacking them on the ass.
Look at John over there, heely-whacking all of those chicas.
by heelywhacker August 20, 2010
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Hammer heel

The act of stomping on ones body repeatedly in a fight, using the heel of one foot as a weapon of mass destruction.
"Lisa wasn't winning the fight, so she hammer heeled her opponent into submission"
by teeskees July 29, 2012
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