one who is fast and skinny. plays x-box all day. loves tacos and dp. is antisocial and gay. loves men, dicks, and Trey C.'s. loves his younger sister like he loves slipknot.
by laxer77777 May 2, 2009

Friend: Who are you looking at?
Me: *fangirl squeals*
Other Friend: She is looking at Charles Grey, don't bother her. It isn't safe.
Me: *fangirl squeals*
Other Friend: She is looking at Charles Grey, don't bother her. It isn't safe.
by hellabutler July 23, 2015

When your female companion's menstrual discharge coincides with vaginal sex and after climaxing you tea bag your female companion and she cleans the menstrual discharge off of your scrotum.
Since my girlfriend was being a raging bitch this week, I gave her The Earl Grey last night after we finished having sex.
by britonjmac March 6, 2014

by idiot buster December 28, 2005

A person you get your sexual fix from when you are in-between relationships.
A quick fix for a temporary problem.
A quick fix for a temporary problem.
by S.F.P Entertainment November 18, 2004

middle aged man with grey hair who still insists in believing the stupid ponytail he has run with for the last 20 years is as fashionable as it never was.
check out the grey horse at the bar, stupid prick was probably a roadie for some half famous crap 80's band back in the day.
have you got any scissors, we'll snip that thing clean off.
have you got any scissors, we'll snip that thing clean off.
by cokeroadie December 8, 2013
