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Gorilla Penis

A penis which has hair on the shaft. Extreme cases occur naturally where more than half of the penis is covered in fur. Usually seen on Italians and many of the middle eastern races. Women find this condition extremely displeasing, especially during fellatio and badminton.
I finally got the guy's myriad of clothing off and he had a gorilla penis, so I broke out and enjoyed a consolation ice cream sundae.
by TOMLOL March 18, 2007
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Gorilla Sex

Placing your hands on the rear end of your torso and thrusting with powerful strokes as to imitate a Gorilla. A full size Gorilla Suit is also highly recommended. To add to the effect, make loud noises as to imitate a Gorilla.
Dude, that guy just had Gorilla Sex with your mom. Gross.
by Vorp May 8, 2007
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Gorilla that ho

Where you are having anal sex with a girl and as you are climaxing, you begin screaming and beating your chest in a manic fashion. As you ejaculate, pull out and finish either in her anus, on her buttox, on her back, or,preferably, on her hair.
Ron: Damn, my girl pissed me off so bad yesterday.
Daniel: Dude you should Gorilla that ho!
Ron: HELL YEA!!
by Joe th plumber January 2, 2012
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gorilla fur

thick male pubes covering his body to the point that he belongs in a zoo with the gorillas.
"Did you see the gorilla fur on that guy?! He belongs in a zoo!"
by Iknowyourdirtysecrets July 2, 2016
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gorilla cheeks

The rug burn received from eating a hairy ass
That bitch was so hairy , she gave me Gorilla cheeks
by Gay_assNi🅱🅱a August 16, 2017
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Blind Gorilla

Before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. After completing the act and depositing semen on the female's face, pubic hairs are blown onto her jism covered face where they stick. The male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells "Blind Gorilla Biach!"
You know Betty... Yeah i gave her a mean blind gorilla last tuesday.
by Joshuamatic July 30, 2008
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Gorilla Style

Fucking someone from behind while mashing bananas in their hair.
I had to get a haircut after Joe gave it to me gorilla style last night.
by Rickshaw Renegade August 30, 2015
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