go play golf

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time

Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?

by linguistiky February 25, 2010

Weed whacker golf

Game played while drinking using an old-time weed whacker and smashed beer cans. When played after midnight, a neighbors bedroom window must be one of the holes. Other typical holes can be cars and trees.

Let's play some weed whacker golf, Old Lady Peach's house is 18th hole.

by jeffro11 November 1, 2008

mexican golf cart

has to occur within a threesome (MFF). Get one all all fours..
get the other one on top of the bottom one on all fours
get the bottom one to crwl while you hammer down on her and eat on the other ones taco
can throw a chiwawa in there but gets complicated.

Took a little ride on the "mexican golf cart" this morning.

by Don't use your real name plz 1 April 5, 2011

Soccer, golf, or tennis?

A question asked when you want to know how a game is scored.
If the answer is soccer, the highest score wins.
If the answer is golf, the lowest score wins.
If the answer is tennis, the scoring system makes no sense to anyone except those who play the game.

Person 1 : Soccer, golf, or tennis?
Person 2 : Tennis. If you do this you get 2 points, this is worth... (conversation drags on)

by shadofrak May 27, 2011

Poop Dick Golf

A golfer who sprays the the golf course with petty golf shots that travel small distances.

We cannot play anywhere too nice as Brian's poop dick golf shots won't cut it there.

by JakeyPooPoo February 3, 2010

bayville golf club

private golf club set near the waters of the lynnhaven river in virginia beach va. membership is limited to 300 members with a typical wait list peroid of two years.

you playing golf today? yeah going to bayville golf club!

by rthomas August 16, 2006

Nine holes of golf

To have sex and or intercourse with a person of the female persuasion.

I say friend, will you be playing nine holes of golf this weekend with your special lady friend?

by William Sadowski September 22, 2006