by Evil Lemon August 20, 2006

by Fear No Beer December 20, 2007

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.
If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some
bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?
Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.
When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots
then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry
John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt
ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some
bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?
Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.
When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots
then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry
John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt
ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.
Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.
by moffboy October 2, 2013

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"
by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008

by degenerate fuckwad May 13, 2015
