South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob

I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.

by swooooooooooooosh December 3, 2018

Freeze peach

Just a silly way of saying or writing "Free speech." Try it. Phonetically it sounds the same. That's right isn't it? "Phonetically?" I'm using it right there aren't I? Hmmm... Probably... If not, I'm almost using it right... Right adjacent at least... Possibly completely wrong... No, it's fine. I'll just change the rule. From now on, the word "phonetically" is used like that ☝️ You see it? THAT ☝️ is both allowed and correct. AND SO IT SHALL BE!!!

Stein Ericwine "They're gaming freeze peach! I mean, obviously I'M doing it right and should be allowed to freeze as many peaches as I want but THEM!? THEY'RE CHEATING!"

Hym "You're literally just invoking 'hate speech' there. Like... Gaming freeze peach and 'Hate Speech' are the same thing."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

teenage freeze

When teens go through puberty and you stop tells ng stuff to adults

Why don't u tell me? I'm going through teenage freeze

by Teenage_Freeze January 26, 2018

Plan Freeze

Indecisive. Unable to make a decision. Paralyzed by planning.

Hannah - “Okay so we’re going to the beach, at 9 am, maybe 10 am, I’ll drive, we’ll drive, drive the truck, your mom’s truck, so no bike, well yes bike, no bike with a lap top, do your therapy, at your mom’s house, bike down, join us, too hot, you paid for it, enjoy it, get it, great job, plan done.”

Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***

Hannah - “Are you alright?”

Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”

Hannah - “What’s that?”

Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”

by TheBenAflack July 20, 2022

Hanley Freeze

A spicy milkshake that was made by Hec Hanley. A Hanley Freeze is most commonly made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, V8 vegetable juice, and Mt. Dew Code Red. This is one of Hec's favorite drinks. If you want something creamy, but with a sweet and tangy kick, try a Hanley Freeze - one taste and you'll be Hanley'd!

Hec: Hey Bryant, you thirsty? You want a Hanley Freeze?

Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?

Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)

Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?

Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)

Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.

Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)

Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!

by Dusty's Baby Powder July 18, 2011

Stank Freeze

When a stank puts a popsicle in her ass

thats a stank freeze

by Fuckabee February 19, 2017