fog nozzel

is an irratating person that sits behind a desk reading rules/regulations/TMs and FMs all day thinking that means he/she knows everything about everthing aka a SFC Kaufman.

1) You are such a fog nozzel
2) Fucking kaufman you

by big sarge January 21, 2010

Fog of must

The thick, iridescent product left behind following a fart.

I'd appreciate if you told me that I was about to walk into your fog of must.

by Rav4rav4 February 04, 2024

Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 31, 2018

faecal fog

The pungent aroma that fills a bathroom during and after defecating.

I'd give it five minutes if I were you, the FAECAL FOG needs to clear.

by Kit HammerHer September 07, 2024

Homo Fog

A slang term for when someone's homosexuality is believed to mess with their ability to think clearly or make good decisions.

Dude was so caught up in his homo fog, he forgot to pay the bar tab!

by Awjr May 21, 2025

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 06, 2014

fog machine

the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole

dude i gave mary a fog machine

by ianbetts.org.uk November 22, 2021