fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

Score Fog

"Score Fog" is the mist or heat-induced cloudy windows that forms on the inside of your vehicle's back seat windows when you and your lover or your other NSA person are making out or "getting it on" in some form, like when you used to go "parking" with your highschool or college era date or lover or NSA person!

You're welcome!

After the movie, I took Susan out in the country and we parked at our usual make-out parking spot and we created major Score Fog because WE BOTH SCORED!!!

by [e-mail] May 4, 2025

sexual fog

Being horny/turned on to where it clouds your judgment

“Well I wanted to have sex, but then my mom called, and that kinda ruined my sexual fog… so not anymore..”

by HiLoBuffalo March 23, 2023

FOG HORN

FOG HORN is when you are doing your woman in the ass and she farts and it sounds like a fog horn

dude1: my girl put out such a stanky nasty fog horn last night
dude2: ohhhh thats sooo grosss

by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010

fog

fog: something very cool and not kevin (bad)

my friend says: “ts is so fog” as they look at the sunrise.

by tsissofog April 29, 2025

Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

by Charlie The Moth Man December 8, 2022

FOG

Fuckable Old Guy

Wow, that driver is a FOG!

by Cybajo June 6, 2016