Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your
house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain
pipe.
Code for
the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve
never seen you here before, where did
you say you’
re from?
Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher