Dylan

MASSIVE PENIS. his penis can reach mars and back. He is cheating on his girlfriend and should stop taking drugs

Lol that is definitely Dylans

by Stilter May 19, 2018

Dylan

The worst boyfriend ever. He sucks because he cheats. He steals. He also flirts with lot her girls too. When you find this person with not balls. Just keep him out of your life as long as possible. He will ruin your life. But as long as you keep him out of your life you will feel so much better and the weather will be all sunshine and rainbows.

“Dylan is a big fat, stealing, cheating, flirting donkey.”

by This girl is single#singlelife May 26, 2018

Dylan

The best boyfriend ever

Dylan is my world

by refrrffgthyh January 14, 2021

Dylan

The only dude with a vagina and a super long neck. Usually they like to suck on there vagina with there super long neck. But he also has a cock in his ass (that of course he sucks as well).

That retard over there is such a dylan.

by OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG November 11, 2011

Dylan

Dylan is attracted to men. (Gay)

he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.

Person 1: hey have you seen Dylan??

Person 2: hes with his boyfriend....

by Anonymous2.7 October 25, 2011

The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.

a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"

by Stuart Phelps August 19, 2008

Dylan

A creepy guy who develops an unhealthy obsession for every female he meets. Does not understand the word "no", and can be told off hundreds of times and not take any offense. Cannot take a hint. Is always happy and never gives up when he has a target. Also see stalker.

Oh god, Dylan is looking at us.

by The_One-Who_Knows January 9, 2010