me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks
by anonymous March 26, 2022

When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.
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by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.
Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.
by pseudonym99! April 29, 2025

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Bookss
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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