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Crowning

Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”
Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”
by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023
mugGet the Crowningmug.

Triple Crown

When any person has all three types of ménage à trois. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 women. Three people of the same gender.
by DaddyG87 July 5, 2020
mugGet the Triple Crownmug.

rainbow qwerty crown

what you get when you get the platinum qwerty crown and one of your definitions reach 1000 likes
person 1 i got the rainbow qwerty crown
person 2 I hate you leaves*
person 1 awww I have no friends now
by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022
mugGet the rainbow qwerty crownmug.

Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub
by Lil logma March 29, 2023
mugGet the Crowning Clutchmug.

crown

"I need a crown you fawking fawk, this fawking picture isn't gonna color itself."
by corwn October 14, 2017
mugGet the crownmug.

sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.
Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.
by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022
mugGet the sad crownmug.

Triple Crown

the triple crown is a trophy in the six nations that only the 4 home nations of the tournament can win (england, ireland, scotland, wales) the most recent winners were ireland who won it in 2023 after beating england in dublin to win it back to back after their triumph in 2022 this time against scotland. scotland are the only home nation to not have lifted the triple crown but they have come close especially in 2023 when they beat wales and england but they just could not get the job done against ireland
Ireland have won the Triple Crown after a win against scotland in dublin
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
mugGet the Triple Crownmug.

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