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chuck norris

The shit, every shit, everything around the shit, everything on the shit, the shoes that have stepped in the shit, the shit on the shoes, the smell of the shit, the flies that eat the shit, basically....the shit.
Chuck norris doesnt need an example
by beeb the destroyer February 20, 2011
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chuck norris

the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.
guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*
by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013
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Chuck a Norris

To urinate. Derived from the term 'Chuck a Piss'. The term references the popular actor Chuck Norris.
"I just drank 3 litres of Coke and now i gotta chuck a Norris!"
by Flynn Bakalaknabar March 28, 2008
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Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.
Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.
by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010
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chuck a norris

"Chucking a Norris" is another term for taking a shit. The legend goes, Chuck Norris once tried to coin the term "Chucking a Norris" to mean pooping, but everyone he said it to called him an idiot. Since he was Chuck Norris, they decided to humor him.
"I'm going to go chuck a norris. Anybody know where the plunger went?"
by ChuckedTheNorris June 2, 2007
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chuck norris

the person to be able to kill gods with a roundhouse kick

the only reason why the zombies run towards you in l4d is because they are running away from chuck norris

chuck norris can split atoms with his fists
guy 1 "what will it be sir"
chuck norris "a whiskey"
guy 2 "whiskey is for fa...."
guy 2 dies because of chucks godliness
by chuckchuckchuckchuck184868 January 10, 2010
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