Blue Chip

noun: Commonly used to describe a female who is under the legal age of consent, but shows a great deal of potential. Over time, the marketwise male will score big, cashing in on the Blue Chip.

Alternately: Blue Chipper

Man, this party is stacked full of Blue Chips!

Yeah, bro. Time to prospect the market.

Let's do this! I'm not leaving 'til I get me a Blue Chip.

by CaptainZlogg June 21, 2010

chipping away

Making less and less of something, or taking away, most of the time in said in sports.

“The Bears are chipping away at the lead of the game versus the Dallas Cowboys”

by BlackCaesar1982 February 13, 2018

chipped edge

one who calls them self straightedge but does have sex.

"dude, you know issacxincineration? he is so chipped edge. i heard he banged like 4 girls!"

by jackiilove February 17, 2009

chip whore

one who not only asks to open your party-sized bag of chips, but then consumes it in an aggressive yet simultaneously careless fashion, leaving small dunes of surprisingly sharp chip shards scattered aimlessly around the room.

Friend - "Hey bro, can I open this bag of Jalapeno tostitos?"
Me - "Yeah bro, no problem"
Friend - *Leaves room*
Me - *Takes socks off, tries to walk around the room"
Me - (randomly every 3-8 steps) "OUCH, (insert friends name) is a god damn chip whore!!!"

by LyricallyGiftedDegenerate April 04, 2017

Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.

Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.

by kmart420 December 09, 2012

chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

by My May 13, 2003

Chip Graveyard

When an unusually thick dip causes the death of multiple potato or nacho chips, resulting in chip headstones throughout the container.

Chip Graveyard

"Dude, how did you get dip all over your hand?"

"Well, when I went in for the scoop, I discovered a total chip graveyard."

by alec disneyland May 22, 2009