one eye up the chimney

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.

When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009

is that a chiken

When you're trying to type is that a chicken but spell it wrong like a pure dobber.

Is that a chiken?

by ChristineGilmourTheRiverCityEx October 16, 2017

Chimney Sweep

When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")

Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!

by bshaft May 19, 2009

Chimerion

Enrugian dragon known for it's sub species, Cave Chimerion, which have bioluminescance to attract prey. See also
raver glowstick poi

Creations of Kasai krimson-katt @ deviantart

Check out that Chimerion! He's glowing Green!

by Kasai March 11, 2005

Chimney sweep

A cuckold faggot that fucks coal burners after they've been muhdikked or given birth to a shitlet.

Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.

by New World Ebola May 14, 2020

Brown Chimney Sweep

The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.

I gave this girl one hell of a Brown Chimney Sweep the other night, but she died from a pink sock

by Creampie Holcum July 28, 2011

Himalayan Chimney

A sexual act in which a frozen turd of substantial length and girth is inserted into the partners anus freezing their anal cavity. The Turd is removed and and anal sex commences providing a cold, almost icy canal and the sensation much like fucking a chimney that could be found in the Himalayas.

I gave Brenda a Himalayan Chimney last night, my dick go so cold I started calling it Jack Dawson

by HamCommando August 31, 2017