a cat

someone who makes plans but never falls through with them OR a person who is not chill or "cannot hang" 😤

Sara's cool over snap, but i heard she's a cat.

by lizy pix July 2, 2017

cat

some one who is a cat is a flake and always bails much like a stray cat does when you aproach it

bro alex is such a cat he never shows
alex hella catted on us last night

by glassbluntz July 11, 2010

CAT

a 4 legged animal.

the cat has 4 legges

by BOB the bilder February 17, 2015

cat

A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.

My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.

by loovserxlovxer April 2, 2020

Cats

The cuddliest and best of God’s creatures. They love us, demand of us, and they even protect our children, whom they consider part of their pack. They helped the human race evolve from hunter/gatherers to static builders of civilization by protecting our grain stock from mice, so humanity didn’t have to continuously be on the move. They were critically important to the progress of humanity and were even worshiped in ancient Egypt as gods. The mass murder of cats in the Middle Ages as a result of the pope declaring them all to be evil allowed the rat population to explode bringing with them the bubonic plague, which spread uncontrollably. Two-thirds of the population of Europe and North Africa died in the most catastrophic event in human history. Eventually people started to notice that towns which protected cats didn’t suffer from mass death and disease and cats became cool again. Now, hundreds of years later, humanity has gone back to worshiping cats, having learned it’s lesson which is: don’t fvck with god’s chosen creatures 🐱 🐈 ⬛

For the first time in world history, cats are now in more homes than dogs.

by JamieRhymie August 27, 2022

Catting

To make a cardboard cut out in a cat shape and prop it up in the middle of a road to test driver reflexes at night. Often done for entertainment purposes.

Last night, I went catting and every single car that went by hit our fucking cardboard cat.

by Tabasco Sauce March 16, 2009

cats

The greatest Andrew Lloyd Webber musical of all time.

Say, I think I'm going to go home and watch CATS, licking the screen whenever the Rum Tum Tugger walks onscreen

by The Almighty Mistress of Merr December 19, 2003