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Carson

Just genuily homosexual and short. He doesn’t like women.... At all. Is as straight as a circle
Why isn’t that guy talking to his girlfriend

Oh he’s a Carson
by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020
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Carson

He's an amazingly sweet guy, he's differently a mamas boy. But don't we all want that in a guy. And when your with him he differently hits different. He''s funny and always joking around, he can't be serious for the life of him. If you have a Carson hold on tight he may seem a bit to funny but we all need to laugh at some point.
Girl#1: is that carson?
Girl#2: OMG yes,

Girl#1: Imma go talk to him
by Unknown to most November 17, 2021
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Carson

Carson will break your heart. He will tell you he wants to be single but still toy you around just so he can feel better about breaking your heart. The end.
My heart is just shattered.
Was it because of Carson?
by yuhyuhyuhhbh November 23, 2021
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carson

carson is a boy who you think eats everything, but actually he is actually really petite, and be stomped any time. his hair in a state perfection and is probably a wig. he is a great tictok dancer, but his hips are telling the truth. He doesn’t understand basic things and is, but quirky. he nays like a horse snd trots around with pride. his hooves stay polished and always clippity cloptying. he belongs in the stables, for he is a wild stallion who cannot be tamed.
did you hear a horse?” tyler said
“No,” kaleb responds, “that’s just carson in his stable (aka carcar)”
oh lol,” said tyler
by cytoblast elbert March 5, 2023
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Carson

Is really Gucci has a huge peen. Is a god at fortnite. A tryhard in gym. And is wet in basketball. And gets all the girls.
Carson's peen is fucking huge dude.
by m,njhgf March 28, 2019
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baylie and carson

Baylie and Carson are two of the cutest people they will make a wonderful couple. Not many girls will like Carson that’s why Baylie will take him. Carson might like Baylie but won’t show it.
Friend: “Oh my gosh Baylie and Carson would be so cute!”

Baylie: “I wish”
Carson: “...”
by yuh gurl😻💰⚰️ October 19, 2019
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carson wu

carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
carson: YOU DID IT!!!
*HUGE*
carson wu a short 1.53 meter tall kid that hits on girls, and flirts with them to. if you do anything that is seemed as "simping", he would ship you for the rest of your or his life. not many girls like/love him (0)? do to his short temper nature. he is also gay, and huge others for small and random things
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