Carlos Ray

the less cooler name for Chuck Norris

Carlos Ray can kill two birds with one stone.
yeah, not working.

by chazargh October 18, 2008

Carlos Mencia

A comedian whose show, "Mind of Mencia," (Comedy Central)focuses on making fun of stereotypes relating to race, gender, sex, profession, and mental capability, among many others. While it may appear to some people that he actually believes these things, it seems to be about as accurate as calling Stephen Colbert a Republican.

Did you see that commercial Carlos Mencia did about the Asian dude?

by AZenne May 2, 2006

Monte Carlo

the sexiest car ever made

boys LOVE me and my '76 monte carlo, were both sexy bitches.. :P

by CommanderCutie May 6, 2009

dirty carlos

much like the hot carl, but much more mexican and involving hot sauce on the shit

i dropped a dirty carlos on a hooker in tijuana

by jordandropsdirtycarlos's February 24, 2007

Monte carlo

The nicest car ever made. Great body style, lots of power and can take lots of punishment. The best years 70-77.

Damn man nice car! Is that a 77 Monte Carlo?

by HalloweenTime August 30, 2007

Carlos L

A smart, not bad looking guy. Has a big dick and makes the ladies wet real quick. Be careful though, he can snatch your bish in some gucci flipflops.

Carlos L you is one sexy mofo

by MumsPuh February 25, 2017

Carlos Mencia

A REALLY big loser who does not deserve his own show. I will say that he makes some funny things up, but he screws them up because he is a complete jackass. I also hate him because he filled in for the Chapelle Show! And he even trys to trademark the phrase "da da duh!", that is what he calls stupid people.

Carlos Mencia is a very big idiot!

by Greg B October 11, 2005