Callum

A mediocre person who always wants to make people happy. On Saturday he goes off with his best friend.

Person 1: oi Callum

Callum: yeah
Person 1: how was Saturday?
Callum: very good thank you

by Domestic violence November 4, 2020

Callum

A very small man.

Callum is a small man

by Bezzies July 9, 2021

Callum

Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much

Might have a penis.

Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.

by KFC is Da bomb March 26, 2019

Callum

Usually a nice man, but when he tells you to do something, you better do it

, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.

Callum is tall cunt

by Dinkakart September 27, 2019

Inform Callum

An absolute weapon of a human (don’t start him he will get angry gr) he is “some boy”

Cody: inform callum is some boy don’t mess with him

Tadgh: I like men

by Inform cal July 14, 2022

Callum Sola

A Person who is dank and smokes a large amount of marijuana (weed)

Oh aha, im on a Callum Sola

by 0ddFuture October 29, 2011

Callum duncan

A spotty little femboy who hides his skirty wurtys under an oculus box and his boon arm is incompatible with his house

callum duncan is such a fag

by mixnerl March 20, 2024