not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.

When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.

by Taichung February 14, 2025

Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.

The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.

by Boomgoo December 21, 2022

Sous Chef Scott

Gordon Ramsay’s Sous chef for the first 10 seasons of Hell’s Kitchen. He’s known for his loud altercations with chefs due to their poor cooking skills.

Sous Chef Scott yelled at Tommy over his undercooked Beef Wellington.

by Cupojo3 himself January 22, 2021

The Pampered Chef

When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.

I gave this chick The Pampered Chef on Friday, she loved it!

by darkenoch March 21, 2016

Chef Marcus

A Chef Marcus is a name given to line-cooks who are not very knowledgeable and unpleasant to be around. They often exhibit robot like elasticity when walking, or early signs of rigor mortis when attempting to act out a scene.

Hey did you see the new chef marcus we hired? Jit moves stiffer than a palm tree.

by La'Vert October 11, 2022

WBG Chef

Imagine E2 if he was actually kinda good at controller. That's Chef. How the fuck did he hit 3700 bro

Gio: bro this guy is just like wbg chef.
Solus: drop him then lmao

by wbg chef June 17, 2022

chef chad

The coolest Chef you’ll ever meet.

He may throw plates, shade and sass around like confetti but if you have his back he’ll have yours.

Drinks uncanny amounts of chocolate super M’s.
Uses the word fuck in large amounts.
Greets strangers with “Right Fuckers”

Chef Chad is going balls to the walls at the moment, do not go into the kitchen.

by Tandawg January 23, 2018