Rick Baxter

A fictional character made up by one's boss, often is reason why jobs need to be done the way they are.

Boss: Well Rick would always chop up the ice cream before he put it in the machine.

Worker: Rick Baxter? He's not real.

by Cody Sebal June 29, 2011

fruit booter

gay

i have been skating forever and i was in the time when skatebaording wasnt cool. and those damn rollar bladers were just rollen around not doin real trix. damn man, we were actually doin ticks and the rollar bladers or roler skaters still said there sport was harder, and all they did was ride around, rollerblading will always be a "poser" sport

by yoyojello August 25, 2003

boxer-briefs

The John Kerry of undergarments, they cannot decide whether they are boxers or briefs. Worn by men who cannot decide whether or not to retire from the NBA.

Michael Jordan is as wishy-washy as his boxer-briefs.

by Imaboxermanmyself April 9, 2006

fruit booter

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.

Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...

by Ifocked Yermama September 22, 2007

boxster

A poor mans porsche. Cost about 53K-60K but is the cheapiest and ugliest porsche.

I bought a boxster which goes 0-60 in 5.9 , just to own the porsche insgnia name.....when I could have bought a corvette C6 and gone 0-60 in less than 4.5

by BobbaFart August 10, 2005

fruit booter

a fruitbooter is a little bitch that cant handle skateboarding so they take up the stupidest thing they can find....rollerblading

that guy is sure gay....especially cuz of the fruitboots

by skate1234 November 19, 2004

fruit booter

fruit booter, pfffft. the worst sport in the history of life!
i used to fruit boot and i found it so easy i gave up and become a skateboard!!!
all u can do on blades is grinds, grabs and spins? u cant like flip your blades over or nuffin, its not cool!!

take up a real sport

skateboarder 1: man u see that fs flip down that 12 set
skateboarder 2: yeh man, ow mate look over at that balder
*shouts fruit*
skateboarder 1: haha i bet hes liek glued his feet to sum wheels and wears like curtains for trousers
skateboard 2: haha yeh skins, tight jeans for life

FRUIT BOOTER GET A NO NO FROM ME!

by spangle October 9, 2006