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Sky Beaver

A female Paratrooper whose sexual behavior is considered immoral.

A female Paratrooper who has a lot of sexual relationships in the barracks
Brother, did you see her performance last night in the barracks. Hell yeah man, she is most definitely a Sky Beaver.
by Devil Strike NCO October 4, 2019
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crazy mad beaver bitch

a crazy bitch that needs to shave her beaver.
wow man I am never going to that whore house again. A crazy mad beaver bitch tried to gnaw off my willie.
by Lionel Matson February 21, 2008
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beaver picture

"Uli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture?"
"Beav..? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?"
by Old Duder September 10, 2007
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beeker

The tall, skinny Oscar-Meyer-esque Muppet in the Muppet show.
Scientific associate of the short green dude with glasses, this Muppet only utters the words "mee mee mee mee mee mee!!", and usually has bad stuff happen to him. A South Park's Kenny predecessor if you will.
After many years spent studying the subject, govermental officials located in a secret subterranean base in Antarctica have decoded just what the hell Beeker was saying.
Although rough, the message from each "mee" came out something like:
"Your souls are mine! I will swallow them whole for sustenance and feast on your siblings afterwards."
Mind you this is extremely rough, and more research is being poured into this utterance of Beeker.
Despite Beeker's psychological shortcomings, we all love him very much still.
"Beeker consumed Kenny the other day."
"That bastard!"
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beejer

"gimme a beejer?"
by lauren August 30, 2003
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beaver

Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver!!!
by cartman5000 July 31, 2004
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skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
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