Baseball

A gay sport played by people who don’t have any athleticism.

Baseball requires no athleticism just know how to catch a ball

by ladyfucker January 12, 2020

Baseball Players

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.

John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

by Newjerseysuckssomuch November 22, 2020

boner baseball

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.

"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"

by TheBigChihuahua May 11, 2018

Baseball Player/ Soccer Player

Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.

Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."

Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."

Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."

Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."

Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."

by WGMarksy7 March 24, 2010

Baseball

Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.

Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.

Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."

by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

Baseball catch

To grab a cigarette with a friend, used mainly when a person who you want to keep you habit a secret.

For heaven's sake, don't forget your mit! or just say you're using your friends mit...

Yo Jon! Wanna have a baseball catch? Ma, I'll be back in a little while.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Baseballing

When a lady inserts a finger into the end of a mans penis and a man slips a vibrating mobile phone up the ladies vagina and dials his favourite pizza number

Hey Julie we are going to have to stop all this baseballing my mobile phone bill is through the roof

by dtothepower3 May 24, 2010