Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

Radio Boots

More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.

Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."

Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."

by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009

Boot Brush

A female with an especially hairy or unusually bushy vagina.

I hooked up with this chick last nite, and she shined my duty boots with her boot brush. Yep she was scary hairy.

by mattiemobile November 23, 2010

boot flugen

to duke in the butt, to bend someone/thing over and do them in the butt:buttsex

dude we got caught boot flugen last nite

by nick g April 26, 2005

Wobbly Boot

To be drunk.

Having the "wobbly boot" on means to be drunk. It is an Australian slang term.

By the time I got back to the pub, John already had his wobbly boot on.

by Captain1243567 February 28, 2011

Boot Fuck

1. A Derogatory term used to instill fear in the said future boot-fuck recipient. 2. To kick somone rediculasly hard with a foot or boot in the rectum, so as to penetrate it.

Kirby, If you don't shut up i will boot fuck you from over here. I mean it.

by Youcrazyshit October 19, 2005

Kinky Boots

A song by the Irish making fun of the British calling them gay, making fun of their uniforms, etc.
Also the best song in the world

"Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, and lovely khaki suit
And hen we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hands
For we are the British Army and we're here to take your land"

by idk what to name my self December 10, 2021