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Ashton

Ashton (commonly called Ash) might not always be the brightest but thinks things out, is okayish in school though excels in chemicals, and arts. Is always trying to include every one in their friend group. Is kind, caring, and a good listener. Normally the shortest yet the oldest. Ashton has fluffy blonde hair, and grey/blue eyes. Ashton also likes music but can only really sing, but isn’t discriminatory about genres, is sometimes mean to their friends but in a sibling type way, enjoys receiving physical affection and giving affection. Is kind of a gremlin that can be chaotic at times and will eat stale food if desperate for food. Everyone kinda likes this annoying little guy.
Neeka: Hey it’s Ash!
Milo: OMG! It’s Ash!
Ashton: ayyyeee It’s me
by Jeepers_Creepers March 19, 2024
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Ashton

I fucking hate Ashton
by da only rizzer March 21, 2024
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[Shellie-Ashton]

To be a shellie ashton is to be A dumb welsh person, This phrase is used mainly within englands westend.
Dont be such a Shellie-Ashton.
by qrtyuioppoiuytrewqwqwertyuiop October 18, 2008
mugGet the [Shellie-Ashton]mug.

Ashton

Ashton is ...UGH
an insecure moron who cant take complements
ANNNNNDDDDD THEY HAVE TOO MANY NICE FRIENDS WHO TRY TO BE NICE BUT THEY CANT TAKE THE FKN COMPLEMENTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ashton must suck cos as ashton, fkn suck.
by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022
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Ashton

by Funnyaf101 April 19, 2020
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Ashton Brayshaw

Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
Student 1: I Love You Ashton Brayshaw
Mr Brayshaw: I love you too kiddo
mugGet the Ashton Brayshawmug.

ashton gaulter

Fat bitch, who plays victim while fucking 10 other guys while saying she loves you. Her natural habitat is in the McDonald’s drive through or in a randoms bed fucking for a place to sleep. Beware of this fat bitch she tends to use her racist daddy who is a Sheriff to get you charged and harassed. You want to stay away, while thinking you’re fucking for free you’re not and should get checked for stds fast
Ashton gaulter is a whore

Ashton gaulter is a tire biter
by Joey Joseph John June 15, 2020
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