The true meaning of Ryan is someone with a massive juicy cock and when in bed al the girls call them “DADDY”. The Ryan’s are so hard that they take on Phil Mitchell on the daily. They are also dirty cunts who don’t just shut the fuck up! They never clean their cocks but it leaves a fresh bit of cheese for the next women to suck up.
Ryan: Hey B
Girl1: Hey daddy
Girl2: You’ve got a massive dong
Girl3: (struggling to speak) I’ve got my mouth full
Girl1: Hey daddy
Girl2: You’ve got a massive dong
Girl3: (struggling to speak) I’ve got my mouth full
by You mums flappy pussy February 16, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is an amazing person, and no amount of words can encompass everything about him. He is smart, driven, and wise. Ryan can do anything he sets his mind to, and a little more after that. He is kind, empathetic, and selfless. Ryan cares for others in a way that makes them want to do the same. Ryan is funny, and brings joy to every encounter. Ryan is stubborn in the best way because he stands up for what he believes and knows right from wrong. He is sexy (like.....very). He loves music and language and learning. Every girl wants to be with Ryan, but there’s only one lucky enough to call him her own. Ryan is the greatest son, brother, boyfriend, classmate, roommate, mentor, and friend that anyone could possibly ask for. He deserves the world.
by localsofa November 25, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.
Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021
Get the Ryanmug.
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is a very mysterious man he is so mysterious and never tells anyone anything about his backstory, if he was a god he would be the god of mystery
by OwenC69 September 27, 2021
Get the Ryanmug. A Ryan is a guy who no matter what just can’t seem to find his way to gold phase. He is often the most made fun of in a group of friends. Ryan is commonly know to have Manser like tendency’s. The worst kinds of Ryan’s have the last name Dutil
by Ryan Dutil January 19, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. i love ryan. he is so cool. he is very good at valorant. oh and osu. he is so rich he gave me a lamborghini and he has many girlfriend from Croatia. He also donated 5 trillion dollars to the bolos cafe.
by evandog February 22, 2023
Get the Ryanmug.