Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

by Fallis February 28, 2019

dick joke

1. a dirty joke commonly referring to a man's genitals.
2. this website

"it shoots straight, it looks straight, and it sounds cool" "you are far to fascinated with dick jokes my friend."
this website is a massive fucking dick joke.

by Meem Mahn January 16, 2021

inside joke

n. a joke or saying that has meaning to a few select people on the 'inside', and none to anyone else. Generally very annoying; try searching for a definition on Urban Dictionary without running into at least one. You'll find you can't.

OMG, Jenna somerville is da shiznit! Her name is, like, synonymous with tool. I hate Chris because of a stuffed animal named purple nurple

by =west= December 09, 2003

Joke Steal

1. When someone steals your joke you made earlier.

2. When a person generally steals one's jokes, he/she is classified as a joke stealer and an Attention Hog.

After one steals another's jokes, the original joke maker may become a ZB and put a ZB hat on to ignore everyone/everything.

1. "Dude, you just stole my joke, what the fuck?"

2. "You fucking douche, you are such a joke stealer!"

by CFTA21 April 10, 2008

creevy joke

A joke that isn't funny to anyone apart from the joke themselves, who is hysterical.

'Knock,Knock'
'This isn't another shit creevy joke, is it?'

by Ragingbunnies September 05, 2016

Circle joke

A joke that is told while smoking weed in a circle, and thus must be kept between the circle. "What's said in the circle stays in the circle."

James: you can't expect to be on the "top 5 fighters at work" list when you have a curfew.....

Betty: Oh man that's funny ! I'm going to have to tell people at work!
James: Nahhhh nah nah that's a circle joke.

by The stones of Abington April 16, 2016

das joke

Use of the phrase "das joke" is appropriate when you want to indicate another person's failure to recognize a joke in conversation.

You: "You're pretty good at this game. It seems like you play often."

Them: "Geez louise, thanks bro! This is actually my first time."

You: "Das joke."

by bnjmnchrchll August 23, 2010