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friend

a friend in need's a friend indeed.
a friend with weed is better.
a friend with breasts and all the rest.
a friend who's dressed in leather.
who's your best friend?

that dominatrix with the big titties smokin' a blunt and beggin' me to fuck her.
by the fishy May 1, 2005
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friend

friend:
person you call when you are in jail to bail you out.
true friend:
person sitting next to you in jail saying, "man, we fucked up big this time"
true friend: man, we fucked up, but it was worth it.
you: yeah, they will never be able to ger all that shit off their house!
by sean hickey December 28, 2005
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friends

The people of witch (sp ?) i have none
i'v got no friends.....
by Starsonic November 23, 2004
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Friends

The people that are always with you and the people you want to be with more then family. Someone that you can't be with out.
by abcdefghijameee January 14, 2010
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Friend

Somone/some people that are always there to help, a friend i need is a friend in deed!Also somone you hang around with.
Dude1: OMG, I just got a new friend called mya. She's nice.
Dude2:That sucks!I thought i was ure friend, cause i hate mya!
by Charliegurl225 June 12, 2006
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Friends

Me:Hey freinds!!!
Friends:Silence because I don’t have any
by potatoface1245 July 4, 2018
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Friend

A friend is a person who... wait, whats a friend?
Person 1: I'm autistic and suicidal pls halp. Person 2: It's okay friend, just kill yourself you fucking idiot
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