Chelsea

The "Tittle Pretenders". Team with the hottest players itw.

Chelsea has Mason Mount, Kai Havertz, N'golo Kante

by kevonssife uew0ruw30r0 ruw490 May 24, 2022

chelsea dao

The typa person to pour the cereal before the milk

"Yo some girl just shanked a dude with her juul and now he's gotta get his arm amputated"

"ah... you mean Chelsea Dao"

by WordTicks October 6, 2019

Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

Made in Chelsea

A load of complete and utter shite, dressed up as a 'reality' television show. It focuses on the lives of posh twats who are constantly getting off with one another. This is the main theme of the show, nothing else actually happens and most of the actors are orange in colour.

Harry Andrew-Charlieson: "Did you watch Made in Chelsea last night?"
Dave: "nah mate, I've got better things to do than watch posh, vacuous twats, getting off and cheating with one another".

by Straight In, No Kissing! June 1, 2022

Chelsea

Chelsea’s are the most perfect people in the whole world, so if you manage to find yourself being friends with one, NEVER let her go. She is kind, caring, funny, beautiful, and kinda goofy (a lot). All the boys chase after Chelsea because she is the most amazing person everrr. Oh, and she will DEFINITELY beat you in air hockey.

Wow that girl is so perfect. I bet her name is Chelsea.

by Rebecca howard? November 24, 2021

Chelsea

See J.A.P.

A secret code word for J.A.P.

A kinder substitute for the word J.A.P.

Her Mom buys her anything she wants. She's such a Chelsea.

by Pupic September 20, 2017

Chelsea

Chelsea is a super awesome weeb who loves Hatsune Miku :3 she is super KAWAII and is a squealer. She has an hourglass that makes your nose bleed and legs buckle. She also likes being called my good girl.

Chelsea is a skibidi squealer!

by Mink673 May 1, 2025