stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025

California Butthole spice cake

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.

Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake

by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020

Pasta cake

A term for the Italian dish of Lasagna

MMMmmmmm....... Pasta cake......

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

Cake

A lie

The cake is a lie

by Metaphorically August 10, 2023

Sewage Cake

Something that looks great on the outside, but is full of shit on the inside, like a cake filled with raw sewage.

I bought this book cause it looked great, but the story's awful. It's a complete sewage cake.

by Lilith Song October 13, 2015

Busting Cakes

On-going release of large amounts of nasty gas while engaged in physical activity.

In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Busting Cakes.

by Max Coleman July 18, 2008