A slice of cake purchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.
After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.
by Reginaldsquiveringmember July 22, 2018
by cheesecakes_of_wisconsin May 24, 2020
by 404cisnotfound May 13, 2022
She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!
by Qhwan August 11, 2021
When you are the last man up in a 6 on one and you go down on the woman who has received 5 cream pies
by PevereIl March 01, 2024
A euphemism for Throat Cake that is sometimes used by the bashful when they don't want to talk about having semen in their throats, instead referring to 'cake'.
I had so much 'cake' stuck in my throat after I went up to Steve's room last night. I didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it. I totally had cake throat.
by Deep Cakethroat December 05, 2013
by DitchBaby June 06, 2023