To paralyze or injure someone you don’t like
by anonymous July 23, 2024
Get the Cakemug. To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
Get the Cut the cakemug. 
Get the Birthday Cakemug. Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.
by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011
Get the Creamy side cakemug. Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.
by HjAa August 11, 2018
Get the Noob cakemug. If you thought it was food. Well, I guess your wrong.
Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).
Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.
Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.
Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).
Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.
Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.
That bitch was such a cake, she said "it must be really cold in Hawiia in the winter!" Like the hell?!?!
by RealBitchYouKnow February 1, 2016
Get the Cakemug. A term used to describe Gen Z & Gen Alpha Roblox girls, otherwise it's Guthrie Govan's 2006 album with 11 instrumental shredcore fucking tight ass banger songs that these Gen Z & Gen Alpha Roblox girls are helplessly hooked on.
Kurt Tay: Mama Fuck!!! Limpeh kena pwned by this Gen Z/ Gen Alpha Roblox girl with a big paintball unicorn gun Kanninabeh Shao Shee Bye Need new Kurt Tay arrives so no more making mistakes again!!!
Me: These typical Erotic Cakes all around Roblox... she prolly like to bully a shit eater like you.
Me: These typical Erotic Cakes all around Roblox... she prolly like to bully a shit eater like you.
by BracingFawn June 15, 2025
Get the Erotic Cakesmug.