Built-different syndrome

When a man is suddenly stricken with the urge to wear shorts in a blizzard

Person 1: look at Jeff over there! He must be freezing.

Person 2: he woke up with a bad case of built-different syndrome this morning.

by trixiespinkytoe March 26, 2021

Imposter converser syndrome

Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.

Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.

Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.

by Pogoextreme November 8, 2021

Pink Lighter Syndrome

A human male who acts in an angry or upset manner in response to being offered an item or service that could be perceived as supporting, relating to or representing femininity or homosexuality.

After trying to purchase a lighter and being offered a pink lighter by the cashier, John trashed the store. He must suffer from Pink Lighter Syndrome.

by wishofalifetime August 23, 2023

Darth Vader Syndrome

Seeing a small bit of decency in someone who has otherwise been a bad person for the majority of their life.

Person 1: "Did you see Piers Morgan standing up to the Conservatives for rejecting free school meals for children?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."

by KingNatcho02 January 13, 2021

Conveyor Belt Syndrome

The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.

Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.

Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.

by kiwigummy September 4, 2011

Angry elf syndrome

A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.

"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"

by Heyitsdaddyacids December 12, 2016

Doppler-Bell Syndrome

A malady contracted by conspiracy theorists whereby one believes that hurricanes are "steered" by doppler radar sites. When doppler sites are overlaid onto a map of Taco Bell locations, the same conclusion can be drawn. Targeted Individuals are particularly susceptible to this grave condition. 5G is also working its way into the mix.

Doppler-Bell Syndrome appears to be most prevalent in and around the gulf states.

by LanceBoyle August 17, 2018