e-bot

Short for enema bottle, an anal cleanser. Similar to calling someone a douche or douch bag but a little more extreme yet sounding more subtle.

Earl is such an e-bot, he took a shit in my bathroom and didnt even spray after he was done. My whole house smells like shit now.

My boss is such an e-bot, he made me stay late and im not getting paid for it.

by ebotearl May 25, 2011

E-Kells

Ekells <3. Has curly hair, about 5'11", 100 pounds, always wears hats with flat rims. Rubs his chest when he talks to people for some reason... Below average penis. Also known as E-Curles.

Other Definitions: An orgasm.

Dude I had a wicked E-Kells last night

by Queen Mitchell May 26, 2011

e-karma

The total effect of a person's actions and conduct on email and the Internet during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's email and Internet fate.

Some cruel e-karma blocked Teri from sending any emails to Jane's email address.

by MOCLaw May 28, 2011

e-couperating

Recovery from a medical condition involving electronic gadgets.

"I'm stuck on the couch after surgery, but I'm e-couperating with my 3DS, Xbox 360, a laptop, and Netflix".

by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

E-BOB

1;Expression which may mean anything or nothing at all. 2; A filler word used when one has nothing to say.

: Hey what are you doing wednesday.
: E-BOB chum bubbly E oh.

by Ee-BOB June 3, 2011

E-mailverstation

The act of having conversations via E-mail.

Netter: Yo, i'm hanging with these RV motorcycle group.
Dude: How'd you meet them?
Netter: I had some E-mailverstations with them, and we decided to meet up.
Dude: Lol, I hope they don't rape you.

by Theguyfromtheplaceintheworld June 5, 2011

premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.

John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

by jimivox June 16, 2011