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Scottie Pippen: MJ, how are you doing?
Michael Jordan: I’m sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. I’ll never be like Lebron James (🐐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
Michael Jordan: I’m sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. I’ll never be like Lebron James (🐐)
Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help
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