band aids don't fix bullet holes

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009

National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day

The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day

“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”

by BitchyDevon June 26, 2022

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Glory Hole

A hole that men and women like to have sex through to make the experience really mysterious and surprising and social distance

I'm Horny and want to be surprised lets get fucking at the glory hole

by DaGeorgiefromIT February 2, 2023

FIRE IN THE HOLE

NEW GEOMETRY DASH MEME FROM 2.2. MOSTLY USED BY SCREAMING WHEN YOU HAVE LOBOTOMY OR SEE A NORMAL DIFFICULTY FACE

BRO: HEY NEGAWATT, DID YOU SAW THE NEW UPDATE IN GD, LIKE THE LOBOTOMY LEVELS?
ME: FIRE IN THE HOLE

by Hydrogenus December 29, 2023

Burger Hole

Anything located behind Dick's, Dick's restaurants or otherwise.

Ex 1: Let's go over to A Burger Hole, its right behind Dick's.

Ex2: Your burger hole is located approximately two inches behind your dick.

by L-Sauce January 3, 2012