window stalker

To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.

“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”

“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“

“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”

“Maybe he is just bored.”

by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling December 30, 2025

windjammer

Windjammers are commercial sailing ships characterized by multiple masts, with the term becoming popular during the 19th century as sailing transitioned to steam-powered vessels. Initially used pejoratively by steamship crews, the term has evolved to encompass various types of sailing ships, including passenger cruise ships.

"Hah! Look at that old windjammer over there!"

by DesolateAurora January 6, 2026

The Window of Dropportunity

n.

1. The critical period of time on a night out, before which it is too early to drop, and after which it is too late to drop. It is largely dependant upon which DJs are playing when, and what time the club closes or the night ends.

"Dude, we better bosh a few now, the window of dropportunity is closing fast"

by JonnyP September 16, 2006

Woomer-window

A window through which an individual yells strange and obscene statements at unsuspecting passerbyers.

I just got woomer-windowed. verb.

He just used the moonroof on my Civic as an woomer-window. noun.

My buddy fell through the woomer-window window. adj.

by Jonathan Moon November 11, 2008

book window shopping

scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it

im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge

by LuluJ02 January 19, 2009

Europan windmill

the act of butt fucking a girl while she is doing a handstand then spinning her around your penis

the hooker charges $300 for a Europan windmill because it is so hard on yours and hers body

by skullbasher February 21, 2009

Cumtucky windage.

The act of adjusting the flight path of a load of sperm do to wind so as to hit the intended target.

(Example 1) Fuck dude, I had to use Cumtucky windage because of the fan or it would have been a bad day for the sheets.
Cumtucky windage saved the day.

(Example 2) Boy 1 I fucked up, The wind came out of no where and it landed on the hood. No Cumtucky windage.

Boy 2 You should have used Cumtucky windage on that bitch.

by Random C April 4, 2009