a pick me girl is someone who wants attention from "the boys". she always pointes out that she's one of the boys and that she craves the attention from everyone else except the girls. she thinks that she's diffrent from the other girls and that she's TOO unique. If you're a pick me girl, nobody likes you.
example:
normal girl: i think im gonna wear makeup for prom! Justin is taking me.
pick me girl: you wear makeup omgg! JUSTIN COME HERE! I never wear makeup its too girly, im one of the boys and were all wearing tuxes together right Justin?
Justin: Uhhh- no who said that?
other example:
Guy: I cant handle girl drama
Pick me girl: Omg SAMEEEE!!! the girls are too much drama i cant handle them!
Guy: But you're a gi-
Pick me girl: NO IM NOT JUSTIN BOO IM A SMOL BEAN
normal girl: i think im gonna wear makeup for prom! Justin is taking me.
pick me girl: you wear makeup omgg! JUSTIN COME HERE! I never wear makeup its too girly, im one of the boys and were all wearing tuxes together right Justin?
Justin: Uhhh- no who said that?
other example:
Guy: I cant handle girl drama
Pick me girl: Omg SAMEEEE!!! the girls are too much drama i cant handle them!
Guy: But you're a gi-
Pick me girl: NO IM NOT JUSTIN BOO IM A SMOL BEAN
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