"Carmelle was desperate for a wee at Druridge Bay - she went into absolute piss-teria before finding a rock to hide behind"
by GUTHRIE2015 July 26, 2022
When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds
“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”
by Mownique October 01, 2023
To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.
This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.
This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.
Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers
Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed
Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed
by w3z010 May 11, 2014
The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
by GreatcrestedNewt June 07, 2020
When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs
Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit
Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles
Henry:……..ok.
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit
Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles
Henry:……..ok.
by Inferno_ September 01, 2021
1) Me and billy were having a piss conversation the other day. 2) talking to Kat about big animu tiddies and not actually liking them
by MyNamesFuckinDave December 22, 2018