piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.

A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!

by pissup creator1245 November 25, 2021

piss for nothing

someone who gets pissed off over anything

Brad: I walked past Stacey and she got made at me.
Brody: She is such a piss for nothing.

by UrbanMasterx16 March 22, 2016

Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.

Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024

Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.

Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022

ritualistic piss

The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.

John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?

Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.

by viperidae February 7, 2024

yorkshire piss squeak

a little rat faced horrible dirt bag that tends to sit in there home on there own drinking themselves into a state were there brain tells them there brave , when in reality there's more courage in the cowardly lion in the wizard oz ,

hey who's that tool mouthing it off on Facebook? don't worry it's that little yorkshire piss squeak Paul , he's probably pissed up again, don't expect him in work

by Phil Blade June 27, 2023

Piss Moment

A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.

"Damn, that concert was a real piss moment!"

by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020