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Flow-to-bro ratio

How much of a bro someone with a gnarly flow really is. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10. A bro who lands himself a 10 would often be considered head of dudes in most scenarios requiring some sort of leadership and would be conidered a bro by everyone. The ratio in written form would be whatever number the bro achieves followed by a ":" and then the word flow. Ex. 6:Flow
Bro 1: Dude, that bro has some gnarly locks..

Bro 2: I agree but ive talked to him before and his flow-to-bro ratio is only like 4:flow.

Bro 1: Thats too bad, I thought he would be more of a bro...
by Fruitsnackstothemax August 26, 2013
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bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022
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bro-ho

Bro:hey wanna go surfing?

Dude:no, i'm going to my girls house.

Bro:Hey, Bro-ho
by this isn't my normal user name February 26, 2009
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Bro

A semi-meaningless syllable, originally derived from the same term (meaning friend/mate), which can be added to almost any sentence for emphasis/nonchalance.
Why bro?
Bro I'm so tired.
Idk bro.
by Broskibras September 23, 2019
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Bro-sex

That is the specific word to define pseudo-sexual movements with the chlotes on.
A: you and John had sex last night?
B: no, we had bro-sex, so that's technically not gay
A: if you say so...
by PabloTheWordInventer June 23, 2024
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Bro

A total douche bag. Usually lives in the San Bernardino, Riverside, or Orange County area of California. You can identify a bro by their oh so common attire I.E. Black Metal Mulisha or Monster hats, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks and fat skate shoes that nobody but these douche bags wear. They also love to wear Fox Clothing or anything that involves dirt biking. Also drives Big Trucks with a bunch of stupid ass trucks. Usually seen blasting bands like Korn, Limp Bizkit, or any other band in that nature.
That stupid bro kept blasting his gay ass Godsmack album in the parking lot. I fucking hate bros, they're such douche bags!
by Gfunk95 September 21, 2016
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Bro hoe

A dude your boyfriend likes to hang out with more than you. They play video games together for hours a day and have more inside jokes than you will ever know or understand. Basically a guy that is dating your boyfriend.
Friend: Where's your boyfriend?
You: Hanging out with his bro hoe playing Tarkov.
by quieromuchotacobell August 28, 2020
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