simp

@perc30floyd

floyd a simp

by theo gettin tha best head September 22, 2019

Simp

We all remember that one Phineas and Ferb episode where they sing that song S.I.M.P

ME:DAD I HAVE Simp/SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS

by Long Schlong Silver's March 25, 2021

Simp

Ditching "The boys" to hangout with women

Example : Kolbeinn is such a simp that always ditch "The boys" to get that puss puss

by gfghdg223 March 7, 2020

Simp

A person who does or says things to please another person in hopes of getting something but they don’t.

If your name is Edwards you’re most likely a simp.

by SliferSky July 13, 2020

Simp

The definition of the word, "Simp", is when Zrighz get asked by a random person for a position, in return said person claims that they will, "UwU for free MPC spot", this is where it gets kinky.

"dont catch me simping"

by PhantomAspect May 25, 2020

Simp

King Redrico

The Ultimate SIMP
"If I don't end up with her then i'll just be single for the rest of my life"
Praise the SIMP King

You're such a Simp

by shdhehfnrre March 9, 2020

Simp

When someone reload his Baldur’s Gate 3 over romance caracters.

‘’ Am I a simp if I reload my files when Shadowheart disapprove

by Louis-rad May 18, 2025