chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021

Chocolate Bubbly

When someone with diarrhea butt chugs an entire champagne bottle and then proceeds to ass blast their partner.

Jamie: So my girl told me she has some crazy diarrhea right now
Bobby: Are you gonna go for it?
Jamie: Oh yeah.. I'm gonna bring over a bottle of champagne and see if she wants to give me a chocolate bubbly

by Dimmsdale Dimmadome October 6, 2019

Chocolate Reindeer

When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!

by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013

Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.

Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.

by Blechorous May 11, 2016

Chocolate Milkies

Big black mommy milker titties of a sexy black woman

Damn that black woman has big chocolate milkies

by Sussy boi March 9, 2025

Mint chocolate

Racial slur for Irish people

My ex wife was mint chocolate

by Mintyfreshgiraffe June 19, 2025

7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split

When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere

Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!

by bbcbillblaster February 15, 2025