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Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021
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piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse.
Your ma's a piss jockey
by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024
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Piss Pen

SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?

SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.
by TOTEMIR February 23, 2022
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Piss Limbo

The act of having a friend piss in a line in a pubs toilet and trying to get under without any splashback
"I was playing Piss Limbo last night and one of the guys decided to piss on my forehead"
by IDFKALWAU May 31, 2020
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Piss Moment

A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.
"Damn, that concert was a real piss moment!"
by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020
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yorkshire piss squeak

a little rat faced horrible dirt bag that tends to sit in there home on there own drinking themselves into a state were there brain tells them there brave , when in reality there's more courage in the cowardly lion in the wizard oz ,
hey who's that tool mouthing it off on Facebook? don't worry it's that little yorkshire piss squeak Paul , he's probably pissed up again, don't expect him in work
by Phil Blade June 27, 2023
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