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I Eat Babies

by JJJ2 September 9, 2021
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Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.
Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.
by TheV2playsindictionary March 21, 2021
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i want dick

Meaning that you want dick in a hole or hand or something alike.
Example 1:
You: I want dick.
Girl: Ehm? I have a pussy.

Example 2:
Girl: I want dick.
You: i can give you some..
by Useidon February 20, 2017
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I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.
You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf
by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019
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I/O Error

Some guy called asking for help since his computer wouldn't turn on. Turns out he had an I/O error, he hadn't plugged in the fucking computer.
by i'myourhuckleberry January 16, 2008
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I love you

The three words that can change your life in a positive or negative way. They are very powerful so be careful how you use them. You could really hurt someone.
by XxUnkownxX July 8, 2016
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Am I bisexual?

Don't ask me, ask yourself why you researched this😏
Dude, you're obv bi if you're searching up shit like this
"Am I bisexual?"
by ThAtSsOfETcH💅✨ June 23, 2021
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