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Squid face

Squid Face (n) Def: A person whose face is pastey and wet, flushed of color and whose eyes are glassed over usually as a result from light drinking or drug use.

Squid Face (n) Def: Someone who tells everyone how hardcore they are but get sloppy after a few beers and shots.

Squid Face (v) Def: The act of being squid faced. ex: He was so squid faced he sat there at the bar looking like a complete dipshit swaying back and forth spilling beer over himself as the waitress asked for him to pay for his hotwings.
Reed tells everyone he's a heavy drinker but when you go out for a beer he goes squid face after just two beers and is a complete fucking liability.
by DirtyWebster February 5, 2010
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face drop

V. To face drop: to tag yourself in another persons photograph on Facebook that you are clearly not in. To be Face Dropped on: When a lonely person tries to insert themselves into your fun evening by inserting a name tag on your photo indicating that they were at said event.

Frequently Used : Face Dropped, Face Dropping
That annoying person just face dropped on my photo

These high schoolers keep trying to face drop on the photos from my 30th birthday

Some people think face dropping gives them notoriety, but it doesn't.
by K. Crow January 15, 2011
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*palm-face*

1. The cooler, more educated way to say *face-palm*.
2. A common mistake made by Tennesseans, viewed as improper to the rest of the 49 states, and even fellow Volunteer Staters.
1. G: Just because its on urbandictionary doesnt make it true

R: *palm-face*. yes it does.
by sameasB4 January 20, 2011
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Berry Face

Somebody who is on their blackberry so much that you forget what their face looks like.
A- what does James even look like? That dicks been on that shitberry for so long.

B- I dunno man, hes a total berry face.
by sheet1234 February 19, 2011
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lit faced

the feeling of being drunk and high at the same time. when the sensations combine to form a superior state of mind and body. one cannot differentiate between the two feelings, hence "lit faced"
After that forty and that fatty, I was so lit faced I couldn't make it to the bar.
by KenNic May 1, 2005
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queer-face

A guy that looks like a queer even though he has no homosexual tendancies he still looks one. Not becuase he is fasionable or wears make up. Just because he looks like a gaylord.
"Hey is that kid guy?"
"No that is Braden."
"Oh. He is a a queer-face."
"DAAMMMMMNNN!"
by Marcus U. December 12, 2006
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Junk face

Being so fucked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. Most commonly induced by poppers or exctasy.
"check out james or should i say junk face his own mother wouldn't recognise him in the state he's in"
by Brano December 15, 2008
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